

Dad Jokes...
For when you could benefit from a smile. Are you sure you are ready?
Send me your best ones!
Collected over the years...
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A horse walks into a bar.
"Why the long face?" -
I am trying to organize a Hide and Seek Tournament, but good players seem hard to find.....
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A duck went to buy lip gloss but did not have any cash or credit cards, so just asked for it to be put on his bill.
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a mop!
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"Dad, can you please tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No son." -
Two silkworms got into a fight, it ended in a tie.
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Shopping Centres are all the same. Once you have seen one, you have seen the mall!
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What do people who work in banks actually do all day? Ah, that would be telling.
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Did you know that you need a "current" license to drive an electric car?