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Dad Jokes...

For when you could benefit from a smile. Are you sure you are ready?

Send me your best ones!

Collected over the years...

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  • A horse walks into a bar.
    "Why the long
    face?"

  • I am trying to organize a Hide and Seek Tournament, but good players seem hard to find.....

  • A duck went to buy lip gloss but did not have any cash or credit cards, so just asked for it to be put on his bill.

  • A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a mop!

  • "Dad, can you please tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
    "No son."

  • Two silkworms got into a fight, it ended in a tie.

  • Shopping Centres are all the same. Once you have seen one, you have seen the mall!

  • What do people who work in banks actually do all day?  Ah, that would be telling.

  • Did you know that you need a "current" license to drive an electric car?

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